I guess that state tax credit is working, since I'm getting casting call notices left and right! Here are two more of the culinary variety...and if you get on either of these shows, make sure you tell me about it!
1) Food Network's hit show "The Worst Cooks in America" is back! We're looking for the worst cooks in America to compete to become the most improved and win big money! Casting immediately! If interested, email firstname.lastname@example.org. Tell us why you (or the person you are nominating) are the most disastrous cook in the country. Include your name, the nominator's age, hometown, occupation, phone number, a recent photo of the cook, and your relationship to the cook. The more information about the horrible cooking, the better!
2) Now casting for an awesome new show where high-end chefs compete for a chance to transform your favorite decadent dishes into healthy culinary masterpieces. In this exciting show, chefs with a passion for healthy high-end cooking will battle it out for a chance to change the way you eat. We are searching for people who dream of a healthy menu makeover - whether they are struggling with weight, nutrition-related issues, or have a family member they want to keep healthy. For more information, please visit www.healthycookingcompetition.com.