Thursday, May 20, 2010

Hide the evidence!

If you've got incriminating documents like John Rowland or Joe Ganim, head down to Seaside Tavern this Saturday and let On-Site Shredding destroy them for you.

For just $25 for the first box and $5 for each additional one, they'll turn those naughty emails and shady "waste management" contracts into confetti.

Now I can finally get rid of these old copies of Tiger Beat -- I mean Guns & Ammo!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL

StamfordNotes said...

Thank God! I'm sick of storing your Justin Bieber poster collection. Kiss it goodbye, SOS!

Streets of Stamford said...

Hey! You swore on your pile of Twilight novels that you wouldn't tell!