Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you like the beach? Do you like historic luxury inns? If you do, then you're in luck because the Chesterfield Inn is for sale!
For the low, low price of $2.75 million, you can buy your very own bed-and-bed (breakfast not included)!
You won't just get one room -- not two -- not even three! You'll get NINE rooms that you can rent by the night! And we can guarantee you that Janet Leigh has never been stabbed to death in the shower!
But wait, there's more! Buy now and you also get this amazing deal!
We'll even throw in one year of complimentary service from our resident innkeeper Norman!
But hurry! This place won't last! Just remember to keep a light on for Mother...