Tuesday, April 6, 2010

For sale: one historic inn - won't last!!

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you like the beach? Do you like historic luxury inns? If you do, then you're in luck because the Chesterfield Inn is for sale!

For the low, low price of $2.75 million, you can buy your very own bed-and-bed (breakfast not included)!

You won't just get one room -- not two -- not even three! You'll get NINE rooms that you can rent by the night! And we can guarantee you that Janet Leigh has never been stabbed to death in the shower!

But wait, there's more! Buy now and you also get this amazing deal!

We'll even throw in one year of complimentary service from our resident innkeeper Norman!

But hurry! This place won't last! Just remember to keep a light on for Mother...


Anonymous said...

Neighbor opposition to a resturaunt (i.e., progress) to make this place viable shuts down another potential great addition to Stamford. Great. No Whole Foods, etc. It appears Darien and Greenwich can cope with inns with rests. and wholesome alternative markets but not Stamford. Sheesh.

Streets of Stamford said...

While I can't wait to visit the Darien Whole Foods, it still bugs me every time I pass it because it should've been built in downtown Stamford (not the Lord & Taylor site). At least we're getting Fairway down on Canal Street.

But what's wrong with us here in Stamford? Why can't we have nice things like cheese shops?